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Pepo
Average Member
2118 Posts |
 Posted - 02/04/2006 : 10:22:24
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WoW nema pvp servery, to su napodobneniny 
Som si povedal ze uz nebudem menit servre (2 krat mi stacilo) ale jakmile vyjde FFA server tak o tom ani nebudem uvazovat a idem  |
Edited by - Pepo on 02/04/2006 10:24:32 |
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Mefisto
Junior Member
767 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2006 : 17:02:19
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nerf rogues :p
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"The time for desperation is upon us. Let's play." |
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Rodier
Moderator
4328 Posts |
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Pepo
Average Member
2118 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2006 : 08:22:14
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Pochopil to niekdo alebo som taky zaostali len ja ?  |
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Eagle
Average Member
2225 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2006 : 09:14:15
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| rek bych si nekdo splet odkazy ne zkratky |
UO, SWG, WoW, EVE, DF, LoL
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Kořka
Average Member
1466 Posts |
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Mefisto
Junior Member
767 Posts |
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Pepo
Average Member
2118 Posts |
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Colldor
Gimp
2165 Posts |
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Bulway
New Member
191 Posts |
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Relative
New Member
179 Posts |
Posted - 05/04/2006 : 11:34:51
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Drak'thul-Shaman60-Relative<Czech Czechs of Czech Republic >
Chromaggus-Shaman60-Relative
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Seth
Senior Member
2564 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2006 : 08:57:50
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neco co jste mozna ani nevedeli:
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Ive noticed a lot of complaints about paladins lately, with regard to their low dps and limited combat options. But what players are forgetting is the main reason Blizzard programmed paladins. Paladins were not desgined to be hybrid tanks/healers, as many claim. Instead, paladins were designed to be played while downloading pornography.
Paladins have roughly zero amount of combat interaction, thus making them the perfect character to play while downloading massive amounts of hardcore pornography. Simply target a monster, hit "1", and minimize your window. Then sit back and enjoy amazing girl on girl action.
Because a paladin takes about one full minute to kill a monster, you can leisurely browse the erotic and pornographic fruits of the internet, without much concern over your paladin's welfare. After a mintute, I go back to WoW, and usually my paladin is still alive and ready to loot the corpse. This is what makes grinding so pleasurable and convenient for me; the abilty to simutaneously watch girls have sex with each other and level up at the same time. I doubt any other class has such an elegantly designed system, and I applaud Blizzard for their foresight in crafting a character that I can play with while playing with myself.
DPS? Who needs it? The quicker I kill something, the less time I have to watch my boobies. Combat interactivity? Overrated. Id much rather interact with the girls writhing on my computer screen. Yes, a paladin was created for the sole purpose of surviving a fight while you stream hot porn directly to your computer. That is why we have the high armor class, the healing ability, and the low, low, DPS.
As for PVP, nothing is better than getting into battlegrounds and soaking up the honor points while I watch girls take their clothes off for money. Only the minimum of interaction is necessary for a paladin to perform, and it is this very quality that I love most about my paladin. I doubt rogues get any time to watch porn while trying to vanish and rack up combo points, and I bet shamans havent seen a single naked breast while figuring out what totem to throw down before choosing which shock they are going to cast next.
In addition to grinding, we have several defensive options during combat that also allow us flexibility to download porn. Hammer of Justice allows us a quick 6 second glimpse at naked women while our opponent is stunned, and Divine Shield allows a leisurely 12 seconds of quality right-hand time. Indeed, paladins have cornered the market on the pornography during playtime of World of Warcraft gameplay.
It saddens me that many paladins do not take advantage of the main functionality of their character, and are in fact lobbying for increased DPS or more combat options, unnecessary frivolties that would only harm our pornography downloading efficiency. Instead, we should thank the fine programmers at Blizzard for crafting a character that is great to grind with while grinding your loins.
I level my paladin 2,3 times a day. Sometimes I level my paladin in the shower.
My mom told me to stop leveling my paladin or else i would go blind.
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Seth
Forgotten
bo=protoze!
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Pepo
Average Member
2118 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2006 : 09:47:45
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| Nemate niekdo link na to video, bolo to po cinsky ale niekdo tam dorobil titulky, a bolo to o tom ako sa bavi nejaky dev blizzard tym a nakazu jednemu z nich urobit paladina na pvp serveru. By som si to chcel pozriet, ale uz to nemozem najst. |
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Threepio
nic
126 Posts |
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Shad3
New Member
277 Posts |
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Little
Moderator
2901 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2006 : 12:44:30
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quote:
Originally posted by Shad3
vizualni podoba wipu u onyxie
http://ianknauer.com/Onyxia%20Wipe.swf
ROFLCOPTER PWNED!
more dots more dots throw more dots .... imba animace |
"End of hope, end of love, end of time. The rest is silence."
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Mamut
New Member
291 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2006 : 17:13:34
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quote:
Originally posted by Shad3
vizualni podoba wipu u onyxie
http://ianknauer.com/Onyxia%20Wipe.swf
Hehe málem jsem se posral smíchy. |
World of Warcraft - Mamut [retired] |
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Luka
New Member
448 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2006 : 20:01:06
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Lexon
New Member
199 Posts |
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Pepo
Average Member
2118 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2006 : 16:43:29
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omg |
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Mefisto
Junior Member
767 Posts |
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Pepo
Average Member
2118 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2006 : 17:11:27
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Kořka
Average Member
1466 Posts |
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Shad3
New Member
277 Posts |
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Stilgar
Average Member
1971 Posts |
Posted - 14/04/2006 : 14:01:17
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toto je MOC |
[Stilgar]
Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
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Bambi
New Member
134 Posts |
Posted - 14/04/2006 : 15:51:18
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mo0dy
Starting Member
57 Posts |
Posted - 14/04/2006 : 21:51:43
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quote:
Originally posted by Stilgar
toto je MOC
Jako to je o shamanovi? nechapu |
WoW - Nighttaker - Undead Rogue 39 (Drak'Thul, H)
WoW - Luthi - Undead Priest 20 (Drak'Thul, H)
WoW - Bridok - Dwarf Paladin ?? (The Venture Co., A)nuda
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Araya
Moderator
4085 Posts |
Posted - 16/04/2006 : 21:14:28
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Originally posted by mo0dy
Jako to je o shamanovi? nechapu
co na tom presne nechapes? |
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Relative
New Member
179 Posts |
Posted - 16/04/2006 : 21:55:27
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Originally posted by Araya
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Originally posted by mo0dy
Jako to je o shamanovi? nechapu
co na tom presne nechapes?
Zřejmě ho udivilo že shamana hraje Vin Diesel, což je uplna kravina, jelikož je to human, alik... |
Drak'thul-Shaman60-Relative<Czech Czechs of Czech Republic>
Chromaggus-Shaman60-Relative
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Araya
Moderator
4085 Posts |
Posted - 17/04/2006 : 05:22:22
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Originally posted by Relative
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Originally posted by Araya
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Originally posted by mo0dy
Jako to je o shamanovi? nechapu
co na tom presne nechapes?
Zřejmě ho udivilo že shamana hraje Vin Diesel, což je uplna kravina, jelikož je to human, alik...
NO a to je prvni chyba Vin je od narozeni skryty Orc :o)) |
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Pertha
Moderator
7950 Posts |
Posted - 17/04/2006 : 07:23:56
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| co od nej chcete je to paladin, tak ma otazky jako paladin |
Rock is overpowerd, please nerf. Paper is fine.
Yours, Scissors.
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DarkFace
Junior Member
700 Posts |
Posted - 17/04/2006 : 07:36:00
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"I must not Fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is little death that brings total obliteration. I will let it pass through me and over me. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. " |
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Relative
New Member
179 Posts |
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berousek
New Member
197 Posts |
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Mefisto
Junior Member
767 Posts |
Posted - 18/04/2006 : 00:53:51
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| "Attack, Bubble, Consecrate, Die" The paladin abc's. |
"The time for desperation is upon us. Let's play." |
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Shad3
New Member
277 Posts |
Posted - 18/04/2006 : 01:18:26
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quote:
Originally posted by Mefisto
"Attack, Bubble, Consecrate, Die" The paladin abc's.
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Trance addicted <3 |
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Pepo
Average Member
2118 Posts |
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Tragedy
Moderator
2637 Posts |
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Bulway
New Member
191 Posts |
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Pepo
Average Member
2118 Posts |
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Rodier
Moderator
4328 Posts |
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Pepo
Average Member
2118 Posts |
Posted - 23/04/2006 : 01:26:01
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Relative
New Member
179 Posts |
Posted - 24/04/2006 : 21:33:22
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Dear:
[x] Loser
[ ] AOL-er
[x] 12 year old
[x] Troll
[ ] Spammer
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[x] Whiner
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted a Blizzard sucks thread
[ ] You posted a personal attack against Blizzard staff
[ ] You posted a Release Date thread
[ ] You posted a Patch thread
[x] You posted a whine thread
[x] You posted a nerf thread
[ ] You posted a StarCraft vs WarCraft 3 thread
[ ] You didn't post with your main
[ ] You posted a "Where is Starcraft 2" thread
[ ] You posted a ( WarCraft 3 / WoW ) vs Diablo 2 thread
[x] You posted an OMG The Sky is Falling thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a my class sucks *cry* thread
[x] You haven't read the stickies
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[x] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
In Punishment, You Must:
[x] Delete all your characters
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[x] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[x] Go to your room with no supper
[x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[x] Learn to play your class
[ ] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[ ] Can I have your stuff?
[x] Re-roll PvE server
[x] Cry more n00b
[x] Cry me a river
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Chromaggus-Shaman60-Relative
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Kořka
Average Member
1466 Posts |
Posted - 24/04/2006 : 21:46:40
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^^ Relative, sir
Now where have I heard this... 
Dear:
[x]instert any stupid reproachful word
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[x] You have posted a repeated "joke"
In Punishment, You Must:
[x] gtfo, stfu, cry in the corner etc...
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[x] +1
[x] respect... |
Arokh
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Edited by - Kořka on 24/04/2006 21:54:26 |
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Relative
New Member
179 Posts |
Posted - 24/04/2006 : 21:56:12
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quote:
Originally posted by Kořka
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[x] You have posted a repeated "joke"
že sem to tu jeste nikde nevidel... |
Drak'thul-Shaman60-Relative<Czech Czechs of Czech Republic>
Chromaggus-Shaman60-Relative
Frostwhisper-Priest60-Anything |
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Stilgar
Average Member
1971 Posts |
Posted - 24/04/2006 : 22:56:39
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quote:
Originally posted by Relative
quote:
Originally posted by Kořka
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[x] You have posted a repeated "joke"
že sem to tu jeste nikde nevidel...
*cought*  |
[Stilgar]
Usul, we have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen.
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berousek
New Member
197 Posts |
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Ilinia
New Member
240 Posts |
Posted - 30/04/2006 : 12:54:46
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| sranda by byla kdyby chytili mortalstrike thorny a healovaciho :) |
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Rodier
Moderator
4328 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2006 : 00:26:34
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{o,o}
|)__)
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O RLY?
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First of all, who cares? Goodbye! Don't let the door hit you in the ass when you leave!
Secondly, you will still buy this. Stop fishing for attention you lonely little troll.
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Ilinia
New Member
240 Posts |
Posted - 01/05/2006 : 15:10:37
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be just like a rabbit
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(oo)
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Edited by - Ilinia on 01/05/2006 15:10:56 |
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